Thursday, May 1, 2008


Old Zeb, the backwoods Virginia farmer, has been screwing one of his favorite pigs for years. Suddenly Zeb is hit by pangs of guilt and conscience that torture him so much he decides to go and tell the priest about it in confession.
Father Fungus is shocked and he really does not know how to handle this one.

"Well,"says the priest to Zeb, "tell me, is this pig male or female?"

"She is a female, of course," snorts Zeb."What do you think I am --- some kind of a pervert?"

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