Thursday, April 24, 2008


A Jew asks his rabbi, "I have two problems. I have asked my boss for a raise a dozen times already, but he is determined to fire me at the end of the month."
"And what is the other problem?" asks the rabbi.
"Ah, well, my wife does not get pregnant, although she stays home and prays all day."
"You are doing it wrong," suggests the rabbi. "Next time you stay at home and pray and send your wife to ask the boss."

Three months later the happy Jew thanks the rabbi. "Your help has worked! The boss has rehired me and my wife is pregnant."

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