Friday, April 25, 2008


Nerdski is out of work so he goes up to Beverly Hills. He goes around from mansion to mansion, offering to do odd jobs. Finally, at one huge estate, Nerdski knocks on the door.
"Got any work you need doing?" he asks.
"What can you do?" asks the owner.
"I am a really good painter," replies Nerdski.
"Great!" says the man, handing him a can of green paint. "You can go round the back and paint the porch green. It's pretty big, so it will probably take you all day."
But two hours later, Nerdski knocks again at the door. "I've finished that porch," he tells the owner.
"Wow,' says the man. "That was really fast."
"No problem for me," says Nerdski proudly. "I'm a professional."
"Okay," says the man. "Here is the money."
"Thanks,"says Nerdski and turns to leave. "By the way," he adds, "that's not a porch, it's a Ferrari!"

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