THE FAITHFUL DISCIPLE

Jablonski gets married, but does not know what to do with his bride on the wedding night. So the next day he goes to ask advice from Doctor Gasbag.
"It's easy," says Gasbag, and takes Jablonski to the window. He points to two dogs screwing out in the street and says, "Youdo it just like that."

A week later, Jablonski comes back. "well,"asks the doctor,"how did it go?"
"Great, doc," says Jablonski proudly. "It was simple, no big deal at all. The only problem was getting my wife out into the street."