THE UNFAITHFUL

Ginsberg returned home from a trip abroad on business to find out that his wife had been unfaithful. Very upset, he interrogated his wife,
"Was it that dung heap Goldberg?"
"No."
"Was it that pile of filth, Lewinsky?"
"No."
"Was it that swine, Morrie Levy?"
"No."
Finally Ginsberg exploded, "What's the matter with my friends? Not good enough for you?"