Two old men meet on a street corner.
" Where have you been for the past eight eight weeks?"
"In jail," says the second man.
"In jail? How come?" says the first man.
The second old man replies," Well, about eight weeks ago I was standing on a street corner and this beautiful young woman rushes up with a policeman and says, 'He is the man, officer. He is the one who attacked me.' And you know, I felt so flattered, I admitted it."
" Where have you been for the past eight eight weeks?"
"In jail," says the second man.
"In jail? How come?" says the first man.
The second old man replies," Well, about eight weeks ago I was standing on a street corner and this beautiful young woman rushes up with a policeman and says, 'He is the man, officer. He is the one who attacked me.' And you know, I felt so flattered, I admitted it."
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