Wednesday, April 23, 2008

THE NAG

A little old Jewish lady sits down on a plane next to a big Norwegian. She keeps taring and staring at him. Finally she turns to him and says,"Pardon me, are you Jewish?"
"No," he replies. A few minutes go by and she looks at him again and says," You can tell me- you are Jewish, aren't you?"
He answers,"Definitely not."
She keeps studying him, and says again, "I can tell you are Jewish!"
To get her to stop annoying him, the man says, "Okay, I am Jewish."
She looks at him and shakes her head back and forth and says,"Really, you don't look it."

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