Wednesday, April 23, 2008

THE INCORRIGIBLE OPTIMIST

Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Morie and Louis find themselves on the same overturned raft. The water is freezing, sharks are cruising by, and the raft is slowly sinking. "Ah well, " said Louis, "it could have been worse."
"Worse? How could it be worse?"screamed Morie.
"Well, we could have bought return tickets!"

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